I’m The Computer Man

Yes… a mid-90’s ad for Apple’s Mac…


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I have no words. None. 😯

Oh, except for the lyrics, here:

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I’m the computer man
I’m the Macintosh man, with the virus scan.

Moving your files all across the land,

Some Photoshop photos and After Dark,

Get your Microsoft Office, XPress your Quark.

Millions of colours with a view RAM chip,

How about a system crash that will make you flip.


I’m the computer man
Bee Bip Bip Boo Doo Bop

Bee Bip Bip Boo Doo Bop


I’m saying Windows 95 with this plug and pray,

For the response you want you have to go the Mac way.

Log right on as a personal guest,

You have Macintosh software on your desk.

Sending an email with your request,

If it’s hardware you want baby count to this.


I’m the computer man
Bee Bip Bip Boo Doo Bop

Bee Bip Bip Boo Doo Bop
Bee Bip Bip Boo Doo Bop

Get to a computer

That is a parody of Scatman by Scatman John, and those lyrics are here.

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